we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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