I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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