I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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