he thought i was a dude.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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