I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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