? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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