Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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