just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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