either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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