dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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