If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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