I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize