That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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