just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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