I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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