BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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