i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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