On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's never too late to be topless.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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