who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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