Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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