Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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