Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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