We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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