i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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