have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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