we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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