I hate all girls vehemently.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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