Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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