My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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