i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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