no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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