Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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