Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This is my gift to your gina
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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