I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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