On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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