Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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