I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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