me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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