haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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