I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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