woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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