need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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