And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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