Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
