So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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