i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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