Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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