I hate all girls vehemently.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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