Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no, he came in my armpit
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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