Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so much tequila, so little girl.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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