All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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