Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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