you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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