Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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