I've blown a few things in my day
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
